Thing One: If an institution of higher learning can find a way to screw you over, they will. My college tuition went up - way up. This alone is bad enough, but the fact is that the school did not alert us to this change until 2 days ago when they sent those of us who "had an outstanding balance" that if we didn't pay them by 9am on August the 10th (in one week from the day the call was made) that we would be dropped from our classes. I suppose I shall learn all the creative means that college students can come up with to scrounge up large sums of cash in a short amount of time outside of the old standards, drug dealing and prostitution.
Thing Two: Sharks have two penises. Andy Samberg told me this. Thought everyone should know. [Shark Week - Discovery channel, what was up with playing like 4 hours of American Choppers in the middle of the day?! I'd rather see even more shark doc reruns!]
Thing Three: I can't tell the difference between Ted Danson and Tim Daly. Just can't do it. In a conversation, they are interchangeable.
Thing Four: I suck when it comes to people's birthdays. If they get gifts from me, they get them at least two months late. I like to think of it as a nice surprise and a disappointment all at the same time. Hopefully, my gifts are good. I really do try and genuinely love buying people gifts and I always strive to get the absolute best thing for that person I possibly can; unfortunately I'm a pretty slow shopper...
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