A List of Things That Would Make Me Happy (That Are Actually Plausible)

1.) Commercials/movie trailers listed the name of the song playing.
2.) Apple iPods had a battery time longer than one car ride. (Or maybe that's just mine....)
3.) Sarah Palin could just, I don't know, go away.
4.) Networks actually played quality programming instead of just reality shows about every single sector of life that we never wanted to know about in the first place.
5.) While we're at it, networks, play some some decent shows, or at least decent reruns, on Friday and Saturday for all of us folks who have no lives and don't go out on the weekends *cue the Forever Alone meme* or people who DVR all their shows anyway.
6.) Waterproof/resistant cellphones? They can make waterproof/resistant watches; sounds possible.
7.) Can restaurants not have their water dispenser with the Sprite dispenser? You know, when to get water it's that little white handle under the Sprite button on the soda machine? Because the water gets all Spritey and it's not wanted. I wanted water, not Sprite, if I wanted Sprite, I would have ordered it. (It's even worse when it's with the pink lemonade; then it's just bitter.)

That's all I'll bore you with today, my fine people!

I'll leave you with this:

What does my friend's muffin have to do with this post? Absolutely nothing.