Disclaimer: If you clicked on this post because the title has the words "sex" and "porn" in it, don't get too excited.
After my mother and I ate some Mexican food and watched Old Dogs (say what you will but I could not stop laughing while Seth Green sang All Out Of Love on that gorilla's lap), we sat around and had some wonderful discussions about this lovely world we live in and it went something like this...
Okay, first off, Schwarzenegger, how in the world were you able to keep the whole bastard child thing quiet? You must have been paying that woman a ton of money!
"He's a dog!" - My Mum
Second off, this is what'd I'd like to see happen: McCain waterboard Santorum and get him to confess to planning 9/11, planning Pearl Harbor, and killing Julius Caesar. I bet he could and it'd make for a great, entertaining Republican convention for a change. [Note: I'm completely kidding, I do not support the use of torture, even on idiots.]
"I hope he wins the republican nomination...Just because I think he is the best alternative the republicans have..." - A Former Teacher of Mine
Thirdly, and lastly, I don't care that Osama Bin Laden may or may not have had porn in his compound.
"The people who care that he had porn have suffered some form of memory loss..." - Me
I was reading in a news article that suggested that the smear campaign was "because it troubles his potential sympathizers, that's why. They're more upset by porn and hiding behind women than by suicide bombing." Which does make sense; why not throw that little cherry on top?
"The 54-year-old zealot with three wives was the least likely guy in the compound to be watching erotic videos. Logically, the story makes no sense. But politically, it's perfect." - William Saletan
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